Thursday, August 27, 2009

Stain Repellent

I was viewing an ad for converse shoes and suddenly a thought cross my mind. You've spent considerable time keeping your vehicle's floor mats clean. You enjoy that fresh clean smell when you open the door of your favorite ride. However, one day you do something you never do. Pick up a stranger. This particular stranger is a female. she is wearing a pair of converse shoes, cutoff jeans and a sheer white blouse. You can't resist. You press the button to unlock the door, she opens it and starts to get in. At this point you notice the grime on her shoes but it's alright because you have a repellent on the floor mats it's all good.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Listen Here

This article is for the guys. I have a 1983 ford Thunderbird, I spend a great deal of time making it look good. Some Saturdays I spend the day cleaning the carpet, then washing and waxing it. When this is over I surprise the significant other and take her for a ride. When we return I go to the trunk and bring out a package she was not expecting. The package is filled with incense and candles and bubble bath and skin lotion for that special person. She deserves it guys. Just practice this. She will tell all her friends about this wonderful experience.